If dogs ran the world, the laws would be simple: walks would never end, naps would be protected by constitutional right, and snacks would be available on demand. While humans spend their days navigating complicated rules and fine print, dogs live by a much simpler (and often muddier) code. Here they are. The Laws of Canine Living... straight from the paws of the experts themselves.
1. Always greet your human like it’s the best moment of your life
Even if they only left to check the mail. Especially then.
2. A zoomie a day keeps boredom away
Let the living room serve as your racetrack.
3. Sniff everything
Every tree, every bush, every mysterious patch of sidewalk. You are the neighborhood detective.
4. Belly rubs are a basic right
And if your human stops, a gentle nudge is an acceptable reminder.
5. Nap strategically
Aim for sunbeams, warm laundry, or the exact spot your human wants to sit.
6. Protect the home from all suspicious intruders
This includes squirrels, mail carriers, and the wind. Yes, the wind.
7. Mud is joy in disguise
Clean paws are overrated. Adventure smells better.
8. Love without conditions
Even if your human comes home smelling like another dog.
9. Live in the now
Forget yesterday’s missed treat and don’t worry about tomorrow’s bath. The present moment is where the magic happens.
10. Wag generously
Your tail is a happiness machine. Always share the joy.
And there you have it... the Laws of Canine Living. Follow these, and you’ll master the fine art of canine contentment. Whether you’re chasing a tennis ball, napping through a thunderstorm, or perfecting the art of puppy-eyes, remember: life’s too short not to wag.